my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

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There is a British man, a Mexican man,and a American man on a boat. The captain sad the boat is carrying to much weight so the each have to throw off something they have to much of. The Brit throws tea, The Mexican throws tacos, and The American throws the Mexican.

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Q: What do you call a white guy cooking a dinner? A: A chef

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

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What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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What's a cow's favorite vacation spot? the slaughterhouse.

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A gay man came out 5 years ago, he also has not heard his farts since... He lost his ears in a boating accident that same year

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Why was Michael Jackson seen shopping at Kmart? Because he heard little boys pants were 50% off the original price.

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How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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A blonde sits down in first class on a flight to Miami. That's because she had a ticket for the seat.

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? "I am an undercover police office and you're under arrest for prostitution, ma'am."

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Salesmen. Does this smell like chloroform to you?

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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What do you call a black man at harvard? Probably a criminal who is in harvard law trying to find a good lawyer.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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