- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's ur favorite color? Cancer Made by mark

A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the retard's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Q: what do you call a bunch of dead accountants? A: the holacost.

Male penises.

Roses are brown. Violets are brown. Who took a shit in my garden?

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

four nazis are walking towards this jew. as soon as the first nazi came in arms reach of the jew he and his friends started to maliciously hug the jew.......................................and then 20 years later they killed his family.

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

What do you call a women in the kitchen? A caterer

What's really weird? It's you Greg!

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Why didn't the restaurant serve the black man? He hadn't ordered anything.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Where does piglet look for Pooh? The hundred acre forest, you creep.

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