a boy says hi.The girl says bye. The boy starts to cry.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

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What did James say when he couldn't find his car? "My name's James".

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What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

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whats red and black and green all over? a paint job gone bad

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why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

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Q: How many years does it take for a deer to grow into a moose? A: 7

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What do you call a man who walks at your door in a Saturday morning? A jehovah witness.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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A man walks up to an attractive woman and asks "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" The woman replies "No, it's hot in here. It is a record breaking 114 degrees outside, which means everybody is using their air conditioner. Due to the large amount of energy air condioners require, the power has gone out in this building and the air conditioner is not functional. The tempurature in the building is 103 degrees and three children are in the emergency room because of heat stroke."

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.....Carrot Top....

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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text this number 2066191208 saying i wanna rape you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Pen15

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How do you make a Plumber cry? Kill his family.

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what's the difference between a pogo stick and a traffic cone? well for starters, traffic a cones main function is to cordon off areas or alert drivers to certain areas of road that are not to be breached and pogo sticks are used as toys to heighten bouncing. I'll stop here but the list goes on.

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If I had 10 cents for every time a hobo asked for change i still wouldn't give him any money

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why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

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what do you call a black person in the dark? ........invisible

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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