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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

What is white black and Chinese A panda

A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

Lol! Why you wanna know?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS.

why the woman scream when she arrived at her surprise party? Everyone was dead!

whats a willy? -brock

What is white black and Chinese A panda

a sailor went to his G.P to see if he had HIV turned out he had hepititis C

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

what did the black man eat for dinner? a sandwich

What do you call a fat man that can turn slim REALLY fast? Drew Carey

whats black and white and slides on its belly a penguin

A man got a promotion at work. Now he makes more money.

GEORGE LOPEZ SUCKS

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- Knock Knock - who's there? - Gestapo! open the door!

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