Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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U ALL LIAK DIK

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite.

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What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

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Why didn't the black man feed his family? They'd eaten about an hour ago.

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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Why God isn't a woman? Because Moses wouldn't last it 40 days on the mountain if that was true. And he also wouldn't come back with only 10 rules.

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person 1: Did you hear about the black man that went to college? Person 2: no i haven't Person 1: either have I What's ironic is that they are both black

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What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a swing set? No? Well neither did she.

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Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

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Jews

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Nothing yet CC

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Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

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What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

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Who is so stupid they could literally be classified as mentally retarded? Evan Lovro

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Anti Joke

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