- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

What do you call a duck In Africa ? Screwed

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

What's a ghost favourite colour? Ghosts don't exist.

What did my Grandmother get for Christmas? Alzheimer's.

-What do you call the brown spots in your yard? Dog shit.

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

daniel thinks 30 rock is funny

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a man walked into a store got what he wanted and left.

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

Women.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I eat you and die of obesity due to high blood pressure and bad heart disease!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say orange? Well, you shouldn't be. I came to inform you your entire family died in a car crash.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she was deaf and blind and would have been a hazard to herself and others.

If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

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