she wasn't 18

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How are friends like bananas? If you peel off their skin and eat them, they die.

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Q: What did the littl boy with cancer get for christmas? A: Nothing, he didnt make it that far.

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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whats softer than a furry blanket an indian

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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God is real

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

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Why did Jimmy's sexy teacher ask him to stay behind after class? His grades have been slipping and she expects better from her students. How anyone views her sexually is of no relevance to this situation.

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Why did the black man leave the bar? Someone shot his girlfriend.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

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i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

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Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

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You know what you can do with your offer to 'help'? Await another opportunity please I appreciate it much.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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Want to here a joke? The First Amendment.

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Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

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An elephant walks up to a camel and says why have you got a pair if boobs on your back, the camel the replies that's a funny question coming from someone with a dick on their face.

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Colby is gay.... thats it

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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knock knock... whose there? I don't know why don't you open it and find out dumb ass... Gosh people and their common sense these days!!

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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Anti Joke

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