- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I saw a shovel once.

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

what reason a man dont cry when the dog of his own childs dies? *guess the answer now a) he killed it b) he didnt like it c) a + b

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream cone? Because he was hit by a truck.

Alex Eggbert

Why did the black man go to the gym? Because he was severely fat and would live a short life if he didn't lose weight.

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Whats Black and blue My wife after i beat her ass.

YOLO.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Good friends enjoying a summer activity.

123 Main street

What's worse than having a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

I enjoy anal.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Why wasn't the woman cooking in the kitchen? Both her hands had been cut off in a severe conveyor belt accident.

monkey sponge

A Jew, a Mormon, and an Atheist walk out of a bar. They all get in a car with the Jew driving. They were all deceased do to the fact of a very large car accident. Know your limits. Don't drink and drive!

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

KKK

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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