KKK

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out it's an orange

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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You have 6 basketballs. One rolls away. How many do you have? None because your family has a low income, lives in a broken down trailer, and has 5 other kids to supply for.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Suicide. There was a graveyard across the street. RIP Mr. Chicken.

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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mark is mark

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A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

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What do you call a black man yelling into a crowd? a preacher

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Why did everyone call the one-legged man Matt? Because that was his name.

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What is 9 + 10? 21

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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A man walks into a hospital with a panicked expression, and rushes to his doctor's office. "Doctor, I am in tremendous pain when I breath!" "Hmm, seems to be a lung problem, take one of these antibiotics twice a day." "Thank you so much!" "Oh yah! Your family was brutally killed in a sixteen car pile up."

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What is 8 times 4? 32

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Two buissness men had a meeting at 12:00 they had there meeting at 12:00 and left back to there normal life.

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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What do you call a man who laughed at a joke that wasn't funny? A man who gets amused at the littlest things.

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What's the difference between vanilla ice cream and vanilla ice cream with chocolate chips? Neither one has vanilla ice cream in it except for both of them.

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What's are the screams and terror when midnight hits? Vannlia Ice's face.

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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