Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

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How do you survive a snow storm? Kill yourself

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what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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A muslim walks into a gay bar.

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Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

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Knock knock.* Who is it? The police. We have news that your daughter was molested and will never been seen again for the man who stole her has takin' her out of our jurisdiction.

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An Asian Woman is late and is driving her car very fast to her daughters wedding. She arrives at a reasonable time to witness the whole event.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. So was my son after I beat him to death.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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I have two hands. Some people dont.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

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if life gives you lemons you probably have problems

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What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? There are many, no human being is exactly alike.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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