An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

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What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

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Robin get in the Batmobile.

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a man walked into a bar.... when i say bar i mean a metal pole, the man suffered from concussion

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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I SAID I WANT A GLASS OF JUICE. NOT I WANT TO GAS THE JEWS!-hitler

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

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What happened to the man who just took a shit? He got a stunning pain in his anus because the earlier Hemorrhoid issues had now turned in to a open wound around his Anoderm.

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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Your mama is so fat that when she farted she called it global warming

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting Doctor Interru- You have cancer.

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "I'm your dog. Please stop having sex with me on Chatubate."

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if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

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How are you? Yes

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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