a black guy walks into a fast food place.

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How many chicken feathers are there in a 50 pound bag? 50 pounds worth Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a duck Why did the man cross the road? It was duck season A woman is dying but can't reach her husband. Why? A duck ate his cell-phone A pig walks into a bar but there is no bartender. Where is she? Dead A duck hunter is selling a duck to a man. The man only pays the duck hunter a quarter. Why? It was full of chicken feathers.

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Why did the tree catch on fire? A phinix hit it!

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Niki Minaj's ass

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A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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How do you stop a bus You throw a fridge at it

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homo-sexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Ian is cutie!!!!!;)

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your dog and finding a worm.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Where does Osama bin Laden do his shopping? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Thanks

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Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

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