- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

what did the smoker say to the doctor? nothing she died of lung cancer.

Where do astronaut cows go? Nowhere. There's no such thing as an astronaut cow.

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

Why do black guys have brown skin ? Because there born that way

What happens when you stab yourself in the heart? You die.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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