- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

What is worse than falling down the stairs? Having leukemia.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I threw a fridge at her.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

What do you call your fist? Trying to talk to an appendage would indicate that you suffer from mental issues stemming from dysentery or lack of oxygen, and as a medical professional, I would recommend seeing a specialist.

the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? I honestly don't know, as I have never tested this out, nor do I plan to because I would like to not handle the bodies of poor deceased infants.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Why did Miss Parkinson get hit by a bus? Because it missed Justin Bieber by a few inches.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What do you call an 8 foot anxious priest painted purple named harold? Harold.

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

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