what's funnier than 3 dead babies in a trashcan pretty much anything thats not funny

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What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

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Why do white people despise black people? Because they are good at everything we suck at.

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q. What do you call a small hen that can't lay eggs properly? A. A small hen that can't lay eggs properly.

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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How long did it take for Michael to screw in the lightbulb? 37 minutes. Michael has cerebral palsy.

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Roses are red violets are blue we're stuck together like superglue roses go brown violets go darker cut the crap and the stupid laughter...I just went through a breakup

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A family of aristocrats walks into a talent agency and shows their performance. The talent agent asks: "How do you call yourselves?" They say: "The Aristocrats", "because that's what we are; Aristocrats."

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What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

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Q: What is the difference between a duck? A: That question doesn't make any sense.

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Kenny died. The Bastards.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Penis... Okay...

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Why did the potato commit suicide? Forget that. Why was the potato alive in the first place?

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what did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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What does a paralysed mans legs feel like? We don't know, he is paralysed

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If a man has a gun, but no arms or legs, is he armed?

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What's one thing good about cancer? (make them guess) Nothing you fricking prick!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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What do you call six million jews? Dead.

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What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

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Anti Joke

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