How did the Jew his German neighbor? Every morning the Jew says hello and the German replys hello

alston wang

How did Ronald McDonald die? He was hit by a big mac

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

whats retarded and looks like a fat duck? GEorge goodburn

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella? Fo' Drizzle

what is the only death better than asama bin ladin JUSTIN BIEBER'S

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

roses are red violets are blue i am retarded i like pancakes

Vagina ass.

Why did the samurai commit Sepuku? Because it is an honorable Japanese tradition.

so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

Why did the Asian woman drive 20mph on the highway? There was a deadly car accident with many fatalities.

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? You eat a pizza.

neil patrick harris

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

have you tasted chocolate flavoured slurpee? no. i haven't either

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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