- Anti Joke

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

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Why didn't little billy have any friends? Billy bought a rifle, and shot everyone he had ever seen or talked to, even his family. Billy then tripped on his walk home and fell off a bridge, and into the ocean. Then a shark came and swallowed him. That is why you should never kill your friends and family because it will come back and bite you. Don't be like billy

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

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A man buy's a new lawn mower, it breaks so he takes it back. The shopworker says that if you don't have a recipt then you cannot replace it, the man goes home and months later catch's a flu.

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Why did the black guy drown in the river?? unfortunately he owed 10,000 dollars to a loan shark and couldnt pay his dues So he was tied to an anchor and put in the river.

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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Men, get on the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme coffee table.

what do you call a gay bird a gaybird

how many dead babys can fit in a bathtub 17

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

What did the man say when he saw a truck in his yard? There's a truck in my yard.

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

What do you call a black man on the moon? An Astronaut.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION