What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

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Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

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What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

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Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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I have a crush on my dad.

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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What do you call someone who can't lose? Charlie Sheen

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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you'r mom is so fat that whenever she goes to the doctors, they are concerned about her cholesterol levels and high blood pressure.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

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What happens when a llama falls off a cliff? It dies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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