- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, Oh damn I'm blind.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and oranges? With one,you can make a delicous smoothie, but the other is just a pile of citrus fruits.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Two dogs walk into a room. What a fine example of two dogs walking into a room.

In soviet Russia - some people were poor.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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So I went to my grandmothers house at 7 and left at 8.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

What did the the boy get from his grandma for Christmas. Nothing. she died a week ago.

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

Women have the right to vote.

How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

Why did he die? He was sick.

whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

A fish and a human had a conversation. The conversation was not interesting because fish can't speak and the human felt awkward.

Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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