what's really good and is on TV Jersey Shore

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Farts smell bad!

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Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

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Why was little Johnny crying? He is regularly raped by his father.

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A black guy with his family.

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Did you hear about the cannibal who had a wife and ate kids?

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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Three Jews walk into a bar. One says something to the other two, but it was in Yiddish, and I don't speak that, so I don't know what he said, but all of them laughed really hard, so it must have been funny.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

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A marine biologist is captured by a group of violent pirates. After hours of being tortured, the pirates make him walk the plank. As he is pushed on to the plank, they ask him for his one last request. He responds "Kill yourselves." The pirates proceed to stab themselves until they bleed out and the marine biologist is the last man on the boat.

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What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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