- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

So the docter saw the girl had a "M" on her chest during surgery. He asked her if he had a boyfreind from Michigan. She said "no, but i have a girlfreind from winsconsin, why do u ask?"rf

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

what did the terorist do when he went out side blew up

Patients: Whats happening doctor Doctor: I am afraid you all have tested positive Patients: Oh No!!! Doctor: Positive for being great friends all these years! Patients: Oh Doctor you are so.... Doctor: ASWELL AS AIDS!!!

" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

A zebra was on his way to a water hole. On the way he met 6 giraffes. Each giraffes had 3 monkeys around their neck. Each monkey had 2 birds on their head. How many animals went to the water hole? A:One, the zebra.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? She's dead.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. She's already been told twice.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Knock knock --Come in.

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

give one word to discribe a man who has been in combat for 10 years and finnaly gets home to his family and he chokes and dies on piece of brockly. Irony

Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

How do you make a plumber cry? You kidnap his family.

i'm not gay

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