- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come home from camp.

what do you call a animal with 3 horns. a triceratops

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dog

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

Why couldn't the eleven year old get into the pirate movie? Because it was rated PG-14 and he was unaccompanied by a mature adult.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

So a black man hails a taxi...

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Why did the man have a hole in his head? He was shot.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving. his parachute did not deploy. where he landed is now known as the grand canyon

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Whats the XBOX JUAN's most popular game. Call of Juarez!!!

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