Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

What is worse than finding a worm in ur apple Idk I am asking u

A moose walks into a grocery store, he asks the deer where he could find some bisquits, the deer says "oh it's in aigle 6." So the moose goes to aigle 6...and there ain't no bisquits!

Why didn't the man finish his dinner? His dinner was a wheelchair.

What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

I AM SOFA KING WE TOD HEAD - AV

What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

Q: What is better than Vagina? A: Nothing

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue.

Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel!

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

Why did the girl fall down the hill? Her boyfriend pushed her.

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

Cancer.

Q: How do you win the tour defrance if you have one nut? A: Hard work and dedication.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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