What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What's worse than a needle in a hay stack? A needle in a stack of drug addicts.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Your mother is so rotund, in fact she went to a weight loss clinic... but gained weight

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the same wolf that had devoured the chickens' chicks singlehandedly was chasing it.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Want to here a joke? Then get off this site!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was Friday night (or Halloween or St. Patty's Day) and the chicken was at a party. He got totally drunk, and then got the bright idea that it would be okay to drive home. On a rural two-lane highway, his vehicle careened into the oncoming traffic lane, and then the ditch, thus crossing the road. Fortunately, he walked away with only a few scratches. However, he was cited for wreckless driving, and got a DUI as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

knock knock Come in!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

thumb_up thumb_down +21

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops