Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

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Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? By grounding her.

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U know what they say about big shoes? Big socks

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Two blondes are out for a walk when they come across some tracks, they realise they are train tracks and move out of the way to make sure they aren't hit by a train.

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two black guys are in a car. Whose driving? The question is too broad. Either one of those men or unmentioned people could be driving the car.

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Like if you like big tits.

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Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin Holy shit a talking muffin

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Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

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1:Knock Knock 2:Who's there 1: Your cousin tyler He was then brought in with the rest of the family to celebrate Thanks giving.

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How many years old is Chuck Norris? The same amount of years that it has been since he was born.

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An Irish priest molested many children. He's still free today

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What do you get if you cross a banana, a mango, and an apple? A smoothie

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Why did Jerry Sandusky go to the shower room? He hadn't showered all week and was beginning to smell.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

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How do you kill a blonde? you shoot her.

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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democracy

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Roses are grey Violets are grey Because I'm colorblind

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