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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Billy is walking down the street when he spots 1 armed johnny hanging in a tree.Billy proceeds to wave causing Johnny to wave with his 1 arm. Johnny falls out of the tree and dies

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

You're so gay you actively seek homosexuals relationships.

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A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

babe whos moaning? are you with another woman? guy:god damn if you would stay in the kitchen we would never have any problems.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

What did the priest say to Jesus when he revealed himself on Christmas morning? Happy birthday

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Two blonds are driving to Disneyland. While there driving they see a sign "Disneyland: left" So they started crying and headed back home.

Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

roses are black violets are too im colorblind how about you

What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

matt f stupid because no one likes him

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

What's a skateboard without wheels A snowboard

If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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