Why did the chicken cross the road? Cos it wanted to.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

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What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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Q: What do you get when you cross a rare breed of penguin with a horse. A: Well to be fair, turtles have shells

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

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A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

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What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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Q: What did Santa give the little boy for Christmas? A: Nothing, he's not real

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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why is the black man black? because he isnit white

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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