- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does rainbow stand for? Rick Astley Is Nesting By Our Window to harass us

Why did the gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

There was a cat, an astronaut and a nun. The cat was sleeping, the astronaut was floating, and the nun was praying. There was a singer, a dancer and an actor. The singer was singing, the dancer was dancing, and the actor was acting.

Why couldn't the baby boy read the book? He had eye cancer and was therefore blind.

whats brown? poop.

Zombies eat brains! (You're safe)

How does the black, high school kid get his new clothes, IPod and nikes? By working at his family-owned convenient store with his father and grandfather every night after school, but not until his homework is done.

Whats worse than swinging a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

Dubstep < Music

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like trains (:

Do the Helen Keller... become mute, deaf, and blind.

What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

Why could the woman not play the game monopoly? Because she did not own the game monopoly

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