- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

Michael Hoffman leaves the gym

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

Duh, its red not ginger, like really really red... Not unlike my eyes, which is a bit of the reason I dye it., I also use colored contact lenses most of the time now.

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

What's sad about an old black woman being hit by a Porsche? She was my third grade English teacher, and had a huge impact upon my life.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Yo mama is so hot that she needed to lower the temperature

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What sentence on this site is the biggest cause of forever alone. "No comments yet. Be the first"

What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

Joay impistato is a fig

Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

Knock knock Who's there? I don't know go check.

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