If you are a girl reading this! why did you stop making some food?

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How do you tell if there is an elephant in your refrigerator? Check for footprints in the butter.

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What did Pikachu tell Ash? "Pikachu."

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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what do yo call two dog? dogs.

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What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tanks? Get in the tanks

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So a black man, a white man and a latina walk into a sentence that doesn't end how you expected it to.

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A little boy started choking on a condom. His father came and was in a great panic. "Please don't leave me. I don't want to lose you!" he cried over and over again. Then his wife came in and said "it's alright darling, there's plenty more in the drawer". "Oh, thank God for that, I thought I lost it there!" dad replied.

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What do you call someone with no legs? whatever their name is, physical appearance should have no bearing on someones title.

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There once was a rose that was red Violets are blue Knock Know who's there? Man I gotta quit huffing glue

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Why did Chad find dead people all over the playground? Ask him, it's not like he's pointing a gun at your face.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

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what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

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A man has aids. He has plenty of sexual partners and they all contract the disease.

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How old is your mom? Old.

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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How do you stop the unstoppable You dont

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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