How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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a ginger has a soul

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

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asian, do math

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Proof reading

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why did the Muslim get on the plane in New York? To go visit his dying aunt in Memphis.

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A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

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Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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1. A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''

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Yeah? You like that? Its like art for some.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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what do you get when a bear and a man mix a really pissed off bear and a dead man

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knock knock go away

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What do u call a black guy with a gun? A police officer u racist bastard

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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Women Driving.

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What's big, brown, and barks? Tree

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