A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

What do you get if you cross a bulldog with a schitzu? A half breed prone to allergies and breathing problems.

How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

what is 6.9? a good thing ruined by a period

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

Okay on a scale Casey Anthony to Jerry Pandusky how much do you love your kids?

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is blind and is therefore ineligible for a driver's license.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

The awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it dinosaur.

What would Guy and Hemech's reactions be if they saw this joke up? They would see it from the newest jokes

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

Q: What is the meaning of life? A: We don't know. Dwight: FALSE. The answer to everything is 42.

Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Do you know whats not funny black jokes that arent racist. You belendo!!!

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

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Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Anti Joke

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