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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

What is Worse than the holocaust?

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

What did the Groom give to his Bride on their honeymoon? Herpes.

A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

What do you call a retarded sheep? Whatever it's name is. There's no sense in torturing it by pointing out the disability which has made it a social outcast it's whole life.

what do you call a retarded kid? jack kamstra

Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl die? No one knows.

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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Q-why did the dog run away? A-he was Michael vick's dog

What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ