A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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there was a tomatoes and it blew up and died. Why did it blow up? The Nazi's needed ketchup for there Jew Burgers

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What do you call something that isn't funny? Serious

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Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

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knock knock whos there? how should I know?

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Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Roses are red, Violets are black, Why is your chest, as flat as your back

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Lethal injection is a lot more humane than the electric chair. I know because nobody's complained about it yet.

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What is an Anti-Joke? This is.

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terry stockton is straight

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I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

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what happened to the man with no arms or legs when he was pushed down a hill? nobody knows he is still going ........................................................................

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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What do you call a successful black man who has it all? A hip hop artist.

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A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time at the only woman seated at the bar, walked over to her, placed his hand up her skirt and began fondling her. She jumped up and slapped him silly. He immediately apologized and explained, "I'm sorry. I thought you were my wife. You look exactly like her." "Why you drunken, worthless, insufferable son of a BITCH!" she screamed. "Funny," he muttered, "you even sound exactly like her."

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Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

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