What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

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why couldn't the boy eat his oreo's? His sister ate it.

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Jackson's dad told him to "play in the traffic".

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? NOTHING, he died.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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So Jimmy's phsycology teacher is trying to think of beginnig lessons for her phsycology class. so she gets up and says "class, i want u anyone who thinks they are stupid to stand up." nobody stood up. then Jimmy stands up. The teacher says "Jimmy, u think u are stupid?" Jimmy replies "No, i just felt bad with u standing up all alone."

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What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

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You know what is better than winning a race in the Special Olympics? Winning two races.

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What does WTF stand for? Welcome to Facebook!

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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I helped build the town school. But when people see me, no one says "Hey, there's the guy that built the town school." I helped put out the flames, when the city was on fire. But when people see me they don't say "Hey, there's the hero that saved the city." But I have sex with one goat.... And people judge me justifiably asd having sex with goats is really disgusting and sticks in peoples minds.

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We are lawyers

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I had sex. Just kidding.

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Why did kurt cobain kill himself? He was experiencing heavy depression

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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What is long and black? Some umbrellas.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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