What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Why are you reading anti-jokes? ... why are you looking at me like that? I asked you a question, idiot.

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A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

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Micheal Jackson walks into a bar?

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How many black guys does it take to change a lighbulb idk, you cant see its dark

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What do you call a pair of owls? Two owls.

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How do you keep a black man from robbing your house? Lock your doors, or perhaps get a update-to-date security system.

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what did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for easter AIDS

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what does adolf hitler and jewish people have in common? they *** and **** but **** will always **** that hard but **** is ****** up rather ******, and they don't eat bacon

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What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

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Guess what? Holocaust

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Yo momma so ugly that she had self esteem issues and committed suicide, making her husband extremely depressed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, you should be a con artist.

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What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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