- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

PENIS

A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

wheres a place a cancer patient cant go? the hairdressers

Stephen Walking.

why do some Jewish people have big noses? There religion doesn't affect the size of there nose it really depends on genetics, like the if there parents had a big nose, or a small one would probably affect the size of a Jewish person nose

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

How many carrots can you fit in a truck Depends who's driving

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Hope you all drop the soap in prison

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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I swear to drunk officer I'm not god.

Pinus Testicles

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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