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Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Roses are red Violets are blue Little Tommie is dead In a body bag Going to the dumpster Behind my house

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Why doesn't business go well for pizzeria Vesuvio? Their chef has been dead since many years.

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Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

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What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family!

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why did the one handed man cross the road? to get to the secondhand shop.

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KKK

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

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What did the boy do before school? Jacked off.

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Now this is a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. Now I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you how I lost my job at the tire plant, and how, being out of work and unable to find a new job, I was unable to pay my mortgage. The bank repossessed my house, my wife left me and took custody of the kids, and I ended up having to sell all my remaining possessions and move to a new city in order to try and find employment.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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My life :(

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Why did the woman cry? She was sodomized by wild animals

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shea kisses a girl

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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Why did Alice fail Maths? Because everybody else was Asian.

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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What do you call a kid on crutches? Crippled

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What lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japanese People

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What do you call a black man in space? A space monkey.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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