I enjoy vagina. While you enjoy penis in your mouth. Just remember God hates fags. :)

They say the human body is comprised of 70% water, it's more like... 60% because I'm dehydrated if know what I'm saying... I should really drink some water.

Yo mama so fat that.....NooNoooNooooooo (strips)

What is the biggest lie in the universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

Knock knock, Come in...

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

What's easier to get than a broke hooker on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

God bless America, and no where else.

HI MY NAME IS DOUG

WNBA

Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

Why is it called a tea kettle Because it is a kettle and you make tea in it

People say it's easy to make fun of retarded people. But it's really not. You always have to explain it to them.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

boobies oh boobies i how i love u boobies the are so juicy with milk and hairy with in the tities

A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

What rhymes with 'stick' and is brown? A stick

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

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What are we then hypocrites?

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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