Roses Are Blue Violets Are Purple Black is Purple Im colorblind

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Niki Minaj's ass

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

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Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

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What's white and likes to likes to take frequent jogs? Stephen Hawkings, I meant so say remain motionless

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

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A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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I don't do cocaine I just like the smell

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Two trains, each having a speed of 30km/h, are headed at each other on the same straight track. A bird that can fly 60km/h flies off the front of one train when they are 60km apart and heads directly for the other train. After reaching the other train, the bird flies directly back to the first train, and so forth. What is the total distance the bird travels before the train collide? Who cares about the bird if two trains are going to collide? You need to call this in immediately.

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What did timothy say after he went to go golf? - I just went golfing

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What did Hitler say to the lady right next to him before the both committed suicide? I don't know, I don't understand German. I also wasn't there.

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<=-[ J1MMY | Dubstep Maniacs Crew 4 Life ]-=>

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What is the secret to winning football games? Score the most points.

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Ay Bee Cee Dee Ey Ef Gee Haych Eye Jay Kay El Em En Ow Pee Queue Our Es Tee You Vee Doubleyou Ex Why Zed Now you know your ABC, come along and sing with me!

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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