Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

A cup of ranch walks into a lemon

What did Helen Keller do when she found a dead body? Nothing.

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue, I Love The Music Only Jazz and Blues.

I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

A- Knock Knock B- Who's there? A- Soccer!

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Why couldn't the black man sleep at night? His eye lids were cut off

Patrick- hey spongebob i thought of something even funnier then 24 Spongebob- What patrick- 25

There was a white man who sat on a log. then suddenly a Chinese man popped out and said he had to leave. he left.

What was the first thing the mother did when her baby was born? Weep. The baby was a was a stillborn.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

What do you call a blind, crippled, child? Unlucky.

What do you call a group of black people? You don't You call the cops first.

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Knock Knock Who's There? Dave I don't know a Dave, Please leave.

Q.What do you call a apple with a unibrow? A. A failed science experiment!!!

Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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