Why can't Helen Keller hear? She's dead

Dylan Hodge likes to lick his mums penis to sleep every night.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Whats the best ab workout? Solly Twist

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

look at this bag of air it has some chips in it

A man calls 911 911: hello? Man: sorry wrong number.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

Why couldn't Larry walk his dog? Larry doesn't have a dog.

Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the last joke.

What did Liberia say to Texas? Tag, you're it!

A white man walked in da hood aaand he never came back

Society.

What's worse than a 15 year old getting hit by a car? Adam Johnson

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

What did the blind man look at when the girl showed him her cleavage ? ... Nothing... He's blind... >_>

A man walks into a bar. While he sits on a barstool, a man greets him politely, and they proceed with light conversation.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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