- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the man rape the woman? With his penis.

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get hit by a car

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

Why did 6 hook up with 7 ?

Knock knock, Who's there? To get to the other side

A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

Why did the Jewish man dive into the street to pick up a penny? He was Tevye, a character from the famous play Fiddler on the Roof and pennies are valuable and rare in Tsarist Russia in 1905.

Knock Knock whose there? child abuse...

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

What did the one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers!!

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did the German say when the whole of India blew up: "Wow, das muss eine gewaltige Explosion haben! Wie haben sie das geschafft?"

what is the awesomest of them all? me

Where's my shotgun

Why did the chicken cross the rode? It was being chased by a fox and did not want to be eaten.

What did the dad do immediately do after his child died? Cleaned off the knife.

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