What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

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If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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Blonde walks into a bar. Man walks up to blonde and says a pick-up line. Blonde says "Crap, this is a gay bar?"

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How did Bob fall off the swing? He had no arms. Why couldn't he get up? He had no arms. What did Bob get for Christmas? Cancer.

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This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Whats black and smells like white paint? A) Black paint!

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Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

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Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

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What's worse than a bad anti-joke? A bad anti-joke about Skyrim What's worse than a bad anti-joke about Skyrim? The Holocaust

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four, maybe 3, depending on the size of each person.

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penis

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Meow.

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Yeah its just my way of saying that I appreciate you worrying so much about me, you are a sweet girl, Honestly I do not understand why the hell you guys are using Horsehead AntiJoke out of all places, there are far more terrible forgettable sites available, I mean this sites connection suddenly went from disgustingly terrible to fine and dandy, the Feds, the Interpol and even fucking Al Qaeda might be reading every single message, but there is no way in hell anyone can decipher the code format, if they could, they would have done it when I invented it sixteen years ago, Myself mind you, nothing subtle about me today apparently.

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Why did the girl fall off a cliff? Because it was an Anti-Joke.

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Q: Why did the baby stop crying? A: Because it was satisfied.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: How do all 5 gay guys walk? A: In One Direction

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