Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

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What did the dogs say to Michael Vick? Arf Arf Arf, woof woof woof

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Your maternal figure contains so many Triglycerides, her belt size is greater than or equal to the circumference of the Earth.

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Why did the Muslim enter the bar? He didn't.

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black guy graduating high school

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Yo mamma so mexican she brought tacos to the dinner table

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What do a white dog and a black dog have in common? They're both white...except for the black one

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: How should I know?

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Cavan keely's the type of guy who drives past hilltown screaming GET IT THE VAN!!

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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What did the pedophile say to the little girl? "I have a condition and I think it would be healthy for both of us if you stayed within the supervision of your parents"

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How come Emmet Till never attended college? Because he was brutally murdered.

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Ken wins!

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

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Hi? No!!!!!

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What do you call a drunk cannibalistic Jew? A HeBrew!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

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A politician from the National Country Party keeps interjecting - "I'm a country member, i'm a country member' "yes we remember" says Gough whitlam

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Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

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Q: What do you call a black preist? A: Father

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a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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