- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

What do you call a man who has no heart? Dead

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

A man walks into a doctor's office, he pees in a cup and is diagnosed with diabetes.

Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

Whats worse than 3 black people? 4 Black people

Samantha

A man walks into a bar and brings a Snickers. He gets a beer, eats the candy, and leaves leaving the wrapper. The bartender is angry with the littering but cleans it up and serves another customer.

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

Get your coat, I've got a knife.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why are spanish people good at soccer? Hard work and a long-life time comitment

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

fack me!

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

How many Neurons does a bug have? - - - - - -- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -- - - - - - -- - - - -- - - - - - -It's true

Your mom is such a slut she had sex with your dad on the very first night of their marriage!

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