- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Why was the teenage girl crying? She wasn't, she was just experimenting with her emotions.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

how do you make a plummer cry? you kill his family

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

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