What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What is large, white, and can't climb trees? A refrigerator.

What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

How do you get a camel out of a desert? a helicopter

how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why could the boy not stop shaking? He has Parkinsons Syndrome.

What's big, yellow and green? The sun, i was kidding about the green

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

Keep up the fun Nero!

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Not Steve Jobs

Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

Knock Knock! Who's there? Pen. Pen who? Pen is blue. The pen is blue. THE GOD DAMN PEN IS BLUE!!!!

Its true, he didnt write that!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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