That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

Two cougars are at a nightclub. Suddenly, they attack and 8 patrons are mauled to death.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

A fish swims up stream for his natural spawning cycle. The fish was out of shape and died from heart failure.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

The Treatment of Steve Bartman

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

I saw a butterfly yesterday with no wings so I poured some red bull on it and BAM! it drowned.

What's white or grey or brown or green or black or yellow or purple ? Could be almost anything, really.

What happened to the peanut who went to NYC? Nothing because he was eaten on the plane

EVERYBODY THUMB THIS JOKE DOWN

What did the baby say to its mother after breastfeeding? Nothing

How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

what happens during a climax apples

Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

terry stockton is straight

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. :D

Knock knock. Who's there? John John who John

Why the girl fell from the swing? cause she had no arms

Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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