Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

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What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

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What's heavy, black, and when hanging by a rope from a tree, makes white people happy? A tire, in any white football player's backyard.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Siblings are like sharks, they usually stop biting you when you stab them in the eyes

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Once, one man had a horse. And the horse had nothing against it

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Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

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Knock knock Who's there? It's me, Dave. You still wanna go to the movies? Oh, yeah...let me grab my wallet.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

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What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Why did the black man jump off a cliff? He's been emotionally unstable ever since he witnessed the brutal murder of his parents as a child and could no longer live with himself, so he decided to commit suicide.

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Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mothers funeral.

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What's Casey Anthony doing now that she's not in prison? She's actually living life as an upstanding citizen in Florida.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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