Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

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Unnnnnnnn

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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whats brown? poop.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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A: Have you ever heard of a blue waffle? B: Yes, i eat them every morning... A: DO you REALLY know what a blue waffle is? B: Yes...

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Iggy Azalea

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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How do you confuse a blond? Begin talking to her about a subject that's not in her field of expertise using complicated technical verbiage and jargon.

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Trolololollolololololololololololololol

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A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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Blind people can't read this.

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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