Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Nothing because saying a fish can talk is like saying Obama is a good president.

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sooo.how do you get a bonner when your in a room with lady gaga???? you tell lady gaga to turn around and you think of brittany spears bending over get it nahhh probably not

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Roses are ??red Vilotes are ????blue I am single and now so are u???? no go move on I don't need u I have some weed and I'm willing to kill u

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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why did the man fall over he was a loaf of bread

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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What did the homosexual find when he proceeded to his mailbox? His mail.

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Q.Whats funny about death A.You die

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Your mama so stupid. She tried to climb over a glass wall to see the other side

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*knock knock "there's a door bell"

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What did the coach do to the player Coached the player

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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