- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

I baked you a pie! Oh boy! What flavor? Apple.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

I'm banging your sister.

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb. Two. But it would have to be a very big lightbulb to fit both of them in there.

A boy asks his teacher to go to the bathroom, she says ok but only if he can sya the alphabet. He says ok, but for some reason skips the letter P. How come? -Because he has a sever learning disability and is having a hard time remebering all the letters of the alphabet

What do you call a black man riding a bike? Alan. He's studying environmental engineering at NYU.

How do you blindfold and Asian? By using a sturdy bandanna, cloth, any other object to avert ones view.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? 12:00

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What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Waseem is not a funny guy!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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