Whats Black and White all Over? Ask Your Mother

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

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A man walks into a bar and orders a water. He then drinks his water and leaves. The following day he returns to the bar and again orders a water. He repeats this for many days until finally one day the bartender asks him why he comes every day to just drink water. The man replies, "Water is free. I got laid off from my job last week. Rough economy, you know." The bartender starts charging him for water, and the man becomes homeless.

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so one day i was getting my daughter artemisia ready for school and so i came in her room and got her pants and so i put it on and then i said did you grow during the summer really did you and then she said daddy both of my feet are stuck on one side of the leg

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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What do you get when you mix black, white, and Asian? A panda bear

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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Does this napkin smell like chlorofoam?

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he fell off a cliff

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

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Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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