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Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

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Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

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Women's rights

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

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How do you get an Irishman out of a bar? You politely ask him to leave.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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what did Santa say to the 3 hookers? Merry Christmas!

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What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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If you analyze this joke closely you' ll realize its not funny.

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why does'nt mexico have an olympic team? because they have a poor economy and have other things to worry about.

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Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

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knock knock

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Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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A black man boards a plane. He enjoys the rest of the flight in first class.

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A black guy, a white guy and a Pakistani are walking together when they see a lamp, They rub the lamp and out pops a Genie who, with only three wishes to grant, lets them have one wish each. The Pakistani wishes that all people of Pakistani origin are returned to their country with health and wealth. The black guy thinks this is a good idea and asks for the same for all Africans and Caribbean's. The white guy says "are there really no more Pakistani's or blacks in the country?" The Genie confirms this is accurate. The white guy is devastated, who will drive the buses, operate the power stations, produce the medicines and work in the hospitals that these people did? I wish for them to be returned.

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why could the boy use the computer there was nothing wrong with him

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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What do you call an African baby?............................................ A Nigglet.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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