Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

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What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Why did Kanye West hit Rihanna? He didn't. It was Chris Brown you dumb ****

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Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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What do you call a person with a big ass head? A person with a big ass head

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

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There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road, and then come back halfway? A: He was racing his friend to the other side. He didn't realize his friend got hit by a truck until he looked back. He continually cried until finally he got it together and walked over to his dead friend. He wasn't paying attention though, and another truck hit him. The truck driver continued his road trip and bought KFC for dinner.

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A man with no legs walks into a bar.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? Watching your house burn down and your family scream in pain as their flesh burns and you suffer from chronic depression.

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Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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-Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? -No -Niether have they

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That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

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Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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Q: You know what's better and funnier than reading all these jokes A: GLEE and thats like singing and dancing :p JK it HAPPy tree friends LOOK IT UPPP!!!

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what did the crippled boy get for christmas? cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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