- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to got to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? 357

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

What did the clown say when his car broke down? Sh*t!

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Nothing it is a sentient object and doesn't have the capability to talk

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Why'd Sam run away Because charlie bit his finger

what is black and white and red all over.....a nun being murdered

Knock Knock Not Yet

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Stephen Walking.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

A man walked into a bar and it hurt.

Two guys go hunting and one of them aims the sniper at the other guy's house and says "I see your wife's cheating on you again with another man" he replies "I've had it with her, shoot him in the privates and shoot her in the mouth" the friend says "I'll get that in one shot".

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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