a hard working man goes home after a long day at work to find that his wife left him for his even harder working father.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Orange" "Oh, hey."

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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the WNBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why don't you ask him, o wait he's a chicken, you cant ask him. he is incapeable of speaking.

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Six and seven are numbers, and cannot feel emotions such as fear.

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1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why didn't Erick have a party last week? Because his grandma died

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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What's pink and wrinkley and hangs out your pj's? Ya nanna :)

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What do you give a small child when you don't have any candy? Nothing, you just kidnap them.

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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Your mother's so fat, her blood type was Ragu

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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