Why i'm breathing? I don't want die.

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After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

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How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Roses are red Violets are buckets This poem makes no sense Boobs

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Cancer.

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You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

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A black baby dies and goes to Heaven. When god put wings on him the baby sais, "Ahh gee god am I an angel?" Then god sais, "Nahh nigga you a bat."

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Jew walks into a Furness

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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Who has downs this joke

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Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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I went river dancing once. I fell in

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

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What did the quarter say to the dime? nothing.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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