- Anti Joke

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Q. Why did the Muslim go to hell? A. Because his name was Osama Bin laden.

What did Greg say to John? Nothing. Greg died in a horrible plane crash

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead-

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the chiken cross the road? Well its wing were clipped so it couldnt fly across the road.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO