Ham sandwich

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Why did your mum have sex with my mum? Because they're lesbian.

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Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

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Whats green and has 4 wheels? A green car.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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omg this doesn't work 1.hold breath for 5 minutes 2.die it doesn't work cause you would just knock yourself unconconsiuse and your body will start breathing for you again until you wake up

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

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What does shit and fire have in common? Hitler gave both to jews.

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why did the frog cross the road it was stapled to a chicken

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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Dancing Potatoe!

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The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

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Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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What do you do if a blond throw a grenade at you? Take the pin out and throw it back

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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