- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. "Yes" the man replies, because he is aware that the bartender wasn't actually asking if the day way long, but rather if the day was hard.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

what do you call an icy road? dangerous.

Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I wanted to be cool, But I look like you

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Where would canada be without nature? still here

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

How do you fit 45 Jews into a car? 5 in the car 40 in the ashtray.

2 snare drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff.... ba dooom chesh

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

when i start seeing A TON of black people what does that mean? im color blind

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

bitches be crafty.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

A man walks into a bar. After several hours of drinking and loud unintellegable outbursts to those around him, the man wonders off to a nearby bus stop and relieves himself. He is now a registered sex offender.

There are two hippos in a bathtub, one says to the other, "pass the soap." the other hippo says, "no soap, radio."

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