yo mama's so fat!!!

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? cancer

Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

what do you call three kkk guys in your house ghost busters

Penis.

lyren is a big meanyhead

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

How is a white orphan like a black baby? Neither are sure who their parents are :(

Chicken eats your pie filled with monkey guts!!

?ti saw won troffe eht htrow t'nsaw yllaer siht

Why does no one we talk about Nagasaki, they got bombed too...

Q: What's fat and smelly? Q: What's worse than Nikki Manaj? Q: What's the bane of everyone and everything's existence? A: Kim Kardashian

A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

Who's gay and has buttsex? Dan.

how do you make money? you roba bank! :)

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She got shot.

When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

Why is jim gay? because he likes men

Penis.

what is white and black and red all over? a half eaten penguin

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

You wanna know the funniest joke ever? Justin bieber

A black guy and a few other white guys steal a keg. They then proceed to have an awesome party consisting of extreme inebriation and a massive orgy.

Anti Joke

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