- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did a second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey. Why did a third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

What is worse than spending time with in-laws? Nothing.

I was walking through the woods the other day when I heard a rustle in the bushes... So I went over and said, "Russell, What are you doing in the bushes?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

why did one crayon give another crayon the silent treatment? because they are crayons, unable to speak

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Roses are red Violets are blue We cant have sex I have ED

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

What did the nazi say to the jew? im gay

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

why do people just recycle the same jokes over and over are you that desperate for some f*cking attention? The Holocaust

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Yo sugars so salty when you put it on your french fries they taste like salty french fries

An Ethiopian field worker goes into work one day and finds out he was fired. Agriculture in Ethiopia is bad because it doesn't rain much.

So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and a chest of drawers. The Englishman put a flask of coffee in the top drawer without even looking. Diane hates wrestling.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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