What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

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Whats the difference between a car and a dead child? I don't have a dead baby in my basement.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

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Roar, roar! I am the king of the jungle! But did you know the lion would be defeated by a polar bear in a battle between the two?

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knock knock who's there? Andrew Oh hey Andrew come on in!

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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Facebook...

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

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hi corey

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womens rights

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What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

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wow such mark very mark many mark so mark

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Ever see a man say goodbye to a shoe? Yes, once.

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Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

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Why did he walk the dinosaur He took an arrow to the knee so much the DJ didn't was paper-plates.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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What did the boy have for lunch? A sandwich.

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<3 ... it looks more like scissors than a heart...

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Yo mamas so fat

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I'm growing tired of all those ADD jokes. I have ADD, and I... ... what time is it?

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Anti Joke

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