Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

YOLO MAH BROLO

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

How much does a fat penguin weigh? 45 kilograms.

a man walks into horse bar

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

What's the difference between Google Chrome and Bing? Not much. They are both very reliable and informative internet browsers.

Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

what red black and white al over? a t.v I was kidding about the red part

Who's a looser and has no friends??? Max!!! His address is 2131 HighHills Narrow...

roses are gray violets are gray everything's gray I'm a #$%ing dog

ROSS G IS OBESE

What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

So there's A blonde, a brunette and a redhead at a lake. they all swim across and have a picnic at the other end.

What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

Where do black jews go? The back of the oven

Why didn't the monkey fall out of the tree when someone threw a refrigerator at it? Because it was already lying on the floor dying of AIDS.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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