What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

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what is the awesomest of them all? me

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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What kind of cheese doEs god like? Swiss cheese because it's holy!

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Do you know why children in Africa don't read Harry Potter too much? Because they can't read.

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You

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Ya mama so fat when she went on an elevater she had no chose but to go down Hahaha I'm so so funny haha Awesome mon yeah

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You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Why did Billy drop his lunchbox? Because he was mauled by a Hippo.

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Toaster

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

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Roses are red, foxes are clever, I like your butt, let me touch it forever!

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Lisa’ house needed to be painted and her brother offered to do it for her. Lisa thought it was a nice gesture and told him that she wanted the house in antique white. However; after painting the house, Lisa noticed that her brother had used a color with a dark yellow tone. ”Are you sure this is Antique white?” she asked him. ”Offcourse!” he said. Afraid of hurting his feelings, Lisa didn’t dare to say anything. Ten years later, the house needed to be painted again. This time Lisa wanted to hire a professional painter, but her brother insisted on doing for her. He brought the paint, which Lisa recognized as the same yellow paint, with a color that Lisa had really begun to hate. ”Brother, are you sure this is antique white?” she asked, forcing a seriousness in her voice. ”Offcourse!” he answered, and Lisa was still too embarressed to object. Her brother didn’t have an easy life and she didn’t want to break his confidence. So the house was painted, same as before. Lisa did however notice a strange light in her brothers eyes. Another ten years passed, and the house needed to be painted a third time. This time however Lisa had had enough. Though it was her brother, she had become increasingly ashamed of her house had even stopped having guests over. With a deep breath she picked up the phone and called up her brother, ready to confront him. A woman answered; it was his wife. She could hardly speak because of her sobbing. Unfortunately Lisa’s brother had been killed in a car accident earlier that day.

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A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink. "Long day?" the bartender asks. Since the man understands the meanings of most common phrases he responds in the correct and expected manner.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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two blondes walk into a bar... to get to the other side

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Yo mama so fat, she most likely wont live to 40

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Anti Joke

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