- Anti Joke

There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Oh no! My life is ruined!

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your brother so fine that hes skinney

Why did the dad buy his son some ice cream? He didnt, his dad is dead

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

You should never talk to strangers.

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Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.