- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

How did the black kid drop out of highschool? He got bad grades.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

Meow.

What do millions of men give their girlfriends every Christmas? AIDS.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

Billy's alarm clock went off at 8:00 AM but Billy was really tired but still his Dad forced him to go to school.

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

A woman walks out of the kitchen, she gets slapped by her sexist husband.

What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? The letter containing their bank card, the letter containing their national insurance card and the letter accepting them into a job or higher education placement.

Your mom is so fat because she ate her emotions when your dad walked out, not to mention her history of bulimia as a teenager.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

1+1 =? Too

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted to get away from KFC, which was directly behind him.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What do you call a black priest? Father

What do you call a drunk irishman? A cab.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

What's a slang term for a really, really fat person? Overweight.

Q: What do Obama and George Washington have in common? A: They are both intelligent, trustworthy presidents who truly care for what is best for the United States. Except for Obama.

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