What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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If you are good at taking quizzes, you are quizzical. What are you if you are good at taking tests? Testical.

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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What do you get when you mix tea and sugar? sweet tea...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

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Who's there? Knock Knock.

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An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

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dislike this...please.

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why did the man tell a joke? to make people laugh

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

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What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

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What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

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My pet rock died.

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What do you call a black man with a job? An employee

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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A man walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because it is a bar for cats only.

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What is funnier than an uncontrolled explosions? Most things, because explosions damage property, and cause deaths.

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You are gay, homo, stupid and a dick

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what happened to your gran you tell me

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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