What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Why did the dog have 2 legs? he got cut in half.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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Wombat monkey juice.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

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how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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Why doesnt the ladder work? A ladder is an inaminent object therefore imcapable of having a job.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Whats worse than finding a jew in your bed. Jake skellern

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A man walks into a bar. Now I have to kill you, because that's top secret information.

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What is black and white and red all over the news paper of someone with tuberculosis

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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conrad profit

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What's worse than a midlife crisis? Having an affair with the dog.

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How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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