What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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watashi no namae wa ramune desu

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What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

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Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

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Q: What is the most common question among children? A: How are babies made?

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

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Chuck Norris' punch is so powerful that is falls on the downward slope of the bell curve for punch force of adult males.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Your mom.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

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An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

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A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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peter charastabopouloulous

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

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