What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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What's worse than losing the remote Finding it in your ass hole

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

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what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

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Knoc nock whos dere ronnie turiaf...... Ronnie turiaf who Dennis rodman

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I saw a mexican drowning and saved him... as my screensaver ;)

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Q: What's the difference between a basket of tennis balls and a basket of dead baby heads? A: One is used for the sport of tennis the other is a basket of tennis balls!

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What do you call a black person born in America? American.

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Dani barton= lovely

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A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

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Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

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I love you You love me Barney gave me HIVS It started with a hug and ended on the floor IVE BEEN RAPED BY A DINOSAUR!

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What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. After he finishes eating the sandwich, the panda pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter, and then stands up to go. "Hey!" shouts the manager. "Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!" The panda yells back at the manager, "Hey man, I am a PANDA! Look it up!" The manager's heart skipped a beat, and he locked himself inside his office, trembling with fear and confusion. Yes, it was plausible that a beast such as that could point to a random entry on the menu, and it was physically possible for it to pull the trigger of the gun (and, at such close proximity to the waiter, it would be pretty hard to miss him), but it was shocking and altogether disturbing to hear such an animal speak in human language, much less vernacular English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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