- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

Society.

Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

Knock knock runs away laughing

What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

what did the blind man say as he past the fish market? he asked one of the fisherman if they had any fresh catch that day and bout three tuna steaks for his wife and son

Nickelback ranked number 1 as greatest rock band according to rolling stones magazine!

im gunna build a lego house what shud i make it out of

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

ROSS G IS OBESE

When the clock strikes the bell at elephantasourous during my erectionn i screw myself CC

Women's rights.

Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

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What's yellow and can't Swim? A bulldozer

Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

Guess what? No.

Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

What is grey and smells like sand? A Rock.

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