- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?.....Why the **** do you care?

Roses are red Violets are blue... No they are not they come in many different colors from cross breeding and different environments.... YOU ARE WRONG

whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

What's the difference of 13 and 4? 9

Why did the girl get hit by the bus. Because she was Helen Keller

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

what is worse the Holocaust or slavery? patantan!

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

After filling her car up with gas, a woman leaves the gas station with the pump still attached to her car. Why did this happen, you ask? It was a silly mistake anyone could have made.

this is gay

What looks like a dick? A penis

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Bob:well Joe, its been tough latley, I hats my life Joe: I don't give a tuck, ur retarded, you have never had any friends and I am sure that the school will have a pep fest when u hang ur self in ur bedroom. So go now! I don't know why u even r talking to me and I don't know why I am responding

A man walked into a pub, and enjoys of a couple off pints. Some time later he loudly asks the gentleman next to him: Do you know about this thing called Fightclub?... The bartender had to call an ambulance, you don't talk about fightclub

Why does dan leave Amy? Because dan is in another relationship and did not want to be unlawful to Amy.

how many gay guys does it take to fix a blender? baby oil!

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What has two thumbs and is very pale? A dead baby.

why did the child fail to make his bed? because he has downs syndrome and he is incapable of participating in everyday activities.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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