Whay was 6 afraid of 7? 7 had an extra penis

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

women have rights

Why did the old man wander into the highway? He hated his life.

why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

What's brown and sticky? Caramel.

Roses are red, violets are blue ive got a gun so get in the van!

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

How did Helen Kellers parents punish her? They moved the furniture.

Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

What do you get after putting bread in a toaster? -Toast.

Your best friend is different from a dead person. The best friend will die if you shoot him in the head but the dead person won't die, he's already dead.

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

A man walks into a bar. Another man walks into a bar.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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